Dammit

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
03/30/2016 at 19:11 • Filed to: None

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I sure hope NASA got the tire protection warranty. I doubt they can patch that.


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Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > ttyymmnn
03/30/2016 at 19:15

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They could call roadside assistance.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > ttyymmnn
03/30/2016 at 19:16

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Are you kidding? Just a tire plug away from being back on the road - that’s got 30K miles left on it at least!


Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > ttyymmnn
03/30/2016 at 19:16

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I’m surprised they didn’t make them self healing.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > ttyymmnn
03/30/2016 at 19:23

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Some Fix-a-Flat’ll seal that.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > ttyymmnn
03/30/2016 at 19:30

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See what happens when you run summer tires in the cold, NASA?


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > ttyymmnn
03/30/2016 at 19:31

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no, that hole is within a half inch of the sidewall(the lower one)...... cant be patched (not allowed). BUT if you bought the hazard warranty it can be replaced. all they got to do is renew the warranty. i hate tire shops too


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > ttyymmnn
03/30/2016 at 19:35

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I’m sorry sir there’s nothing I can do here.

No, the warranty is very specific, you are roughly 33,000,000,000 miles over the mileage for compensation.

No, Don’t.. Yes I’ll get my manager.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
03/30/2016 at 19:46

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“Hello, On-Star. I need help to fix a tire.” “Sorry, your subscription has expired.”


Kinja'd!!! WhiskeyGolf > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
03/30/2016 at 20:34

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It’ll be a problem when the truck shows up and there’s no one waiting beside it holding a card.


Kinja'd!!! facw > ttyymmnn
03/30/2016 at 21:40

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Yep, they’ve know out it for a while. We’ve learned that Mars is pointier than we thought.

The good news is that Spirit was able to drive around on seized wheel for three and half years before another failed and rendered it immobile, so even if one breaks completely, it’s still probably drivable.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > facw
03/30/2016 at 21:59

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“pointier” LOL


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > ttyymmnn
03/30/2016 at 22:52

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damn - what’d they do, run over a bunch of curbs? It only goes about .2 mph...


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > wafflesnfalafel
03/30/2016 at 23:22

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